True Shape
Short Shifts · Book Five game
A phone filter wants to tell you what you really are. Seven questions, one scan, no camera. Results guaranteed. Accuracy not.
AFTER HOURS Book Five is stamped, so the booth runs its after-hours mode.
Book Five, The Pasta Purity Filter: read the opening Every short shift
The booth needs JavaScript. The plain version works without it: answer the questions as links.
The booth
SCAN YOUR TRUE SHAPE
Seven questions. One scan. Know your grade.
YOUR TRUE SHAPE:
GENERIC TUBE
- Standard batch. Shelf-stable. Interchangeable.
- Sold by the case. No added character. Restocked weekly.
- Bulk grade. Contents may settle. Store at room temperature.
- Value pack. Price per unit: low. Same as the last one.
Results may vary. Results do not vary.
VERIFICATION SERVICE UNAVAILABLE.
Your refusal has been logged as a preference.
How it works
Seven questions, one at a time
Scan, and the grade arrives
Refusing is allowed
The rules, in words
The rules, in words
- Answer seven questions. None of them is about you: no camera, no upload, no name, no age, nothing about where you or your family come from.
- The booth scans a drawn tube instead of you. Then it grades the tube, the way a shop grades a shelf.
- Rescan as often as you like. You can’t upgrade. You can always refuse.
- Nothing you pick is sent anywhere. A refusal is remembered in this browser only, as a preference. Without JavaScript, the plain version further down is a row of links, and the page it ends on is the same for everyone.
- Finish Book Five and the booth behaves differently.
The plain version
After hours
SPOILERS UNDER PROTECTION PLUS Opens when you mark Book Five finished. Coverage: Basic (free). Premium (also free). Platinum Elite (free, but Louie calls you).
Book Five’s own mode for the booth. It opens when you’ve marked Book Five finished, and from then on the booth runs it: the third rescan is the last.
APP ERROR:
“TRUE SHAPE FILTER” IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE
Thank you for your participation in this social experiment.
NEW FILTER:
“WHAT SAUCE ARE YOU?”
Discover your true flavor profile!
The Hub declines to run it. One filter a summer was plenty. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
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The plain version
No booth and no scan line: each answer is a link to the next question, and the last one takes you to your result. Nothing is sent anywhere.
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Question 1 of 7
How do you handle steam?
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Question 2 of 7
Pick a sauce you’d defend in court.
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Question 3 of 7
When criticized, you:
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Question 4 of 7
Which wall would you lean on?
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Question 5 of 7
How many tabs are open right now?
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Question 6 of 7
Pick a shelf.
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Question 7 of 7
Do you read the terms and conditions?